Saturday, November 17, 2007

Thanksgiving Jokes and Fun

Sometimes the silliest jokes are the funniest. Especially when you're seated around the table and no one is expecting it. It gets even sillier when you can follow it up with another and another. The kids will laugh and the teens will groan. The adults will look at you like you've lost your mind but everyone will be having a good time. Keep a few of these in mind for when the conversation gets slow at your Thanksgiving dinner.

Q. Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
A. Because he wears his belt buckle on his hat!

Q. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A. Their age!

Q. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A. Boy! I'm stuffed!

Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims!

Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected it of fowl play!

Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes, the Empire State Building can't jump!

Turkey Warning Poem:

Tell me, Mr. Turkey,
Don't you feel afraid
When you hear us talking
'Bout the plans we've made?

Can't you hear us telling
How we're going to eat
Cranberries and stuffing
With our turkey meat?

Turkey, heed my warning:
Better fly away;
Or you will be sorry
On Thanksgiving day.
-Author Unknown

More Jokes:

Q. What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
A. Turkey Feathers!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chickens day off!

Q. Can you make a turkey float?
A. Sure but you need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer and a turkey!

Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside!

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